Part 2.

WARNING: YOU'RE DEALING WITH A TL;DR, I'M SORRY.

So, after successfully stirring up two shitstorms with separate rants, and one non-event over some concerns with canon obsession, I've come at last to regale you with an actual story of my time in that epic pit known as Gaia.

Y'see folks, I only ever play on Gaia - don't ask me why, it's just ( Read more... )

Forget it. It doesn't even matter. I should have expected that trying to be nice online won't be taken that way. Not because you guys are assholes, but because that's how the internet is. More often than not, people online are douchebags. So you guys are just retaliating against the norm. Perhaps I didn't really express myself properly either, I'll ( Read more... )

Hey, remember Starfox? You might, because that was only 6 or 7 posts ago. Well I'm also from that site and I have my own personal rant about Starfox. I wanted to post this because A) it mostly deals with PM's and MSN messages sent between us, and B) if I don't rant about him soon, I'm going to blow an f***ing gasket. If posting so soon about the ( Read more... )

Warning 
The following is a rant. I may not be as coherent as it could be, but the author means every word of it. 
( Enter at your own risk )

Disclaimer:  Not for those who dislike foul language.  See.  I can be nice.

Bad Rpers suck, huh?

Judging by the posts here this seems to be where the bitter, stilted and jaded come to die. Well, dig me a fresh plot because I’m ready to fellate a shot gun barrel and see if I have the dexterity of a chimp by pulling the trigger with my toes.

What the ( Read more... )

I say this counts as bad roleplaying, because what is giving a persona to a sock besides roleplaying? You are taking a character and playing them on the internets ( Read more... )

Hello, folks, I'd like a minute or two of your time ( Read more... )

You #1:  Uh...why is your Air Force Lt. Col high?

You #2:  And since when is your dreadlocked, gun-toting guy gay?

I really don't get why people are so stunned and surprised when they RP on sites/comms notorious for terrible RP (say, Gaia Online, or MySpace, or SWS) and then post big long ranty fits about how the person they're RPing with is a fucking terrible RPer and needs to be taken out and shot ( Read more... )

This may only be a personal irk, but:

I hate it when people write down their characters' thoughts as if it's just an inner monologue.

"You are one to talk, aren't you? Maybe she doesn't call, but you don't try to reach her either!"
'He misses her, you can see that. Why doesn't he take the initiative?', she asked herself and took another sip of ( Read more... )